Brouwer Rangers Spurned By Red Rockers

May 12, 2013; New York, NY, USA; Washington Capitals right wing Troy Brouwer (20) makes a pass to Washington Capitals defenseman Steven Oleksy (61) during the third period in game six of the first round of the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Madison Square Garden. Rangers won the game 1-0. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

The awesome guys over at Russian Machine Never Breaks (RMNB) have posted a hilarious and devastating article. The Brouwer Rangers, two fans that are famous among locals for sporting red Power Rangers suits to home games in support of winger Troy Brouwer, have been cut from the Red Rockers auditions. The Red Rockers are the ice girls that act as cheerleaders and launch t-shirts into the stands during games, and the Brouwer Rangers were looking to become the first male in 5 years to become a member of the Red Rockers, according to RMNB.

RMNB’s article says it all, so please check out the link below and prepare to laugh. As Caps fans are used to saying, there’s always next year, Brouwer Rangers…

Link: http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/07/31/the-brouwer-rangers-will-not-be-red-rockers-this-year/

Topics: Troy Brouwer, Washington Capitals

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