Washington Capitals Mailbag: Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, Oshie

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Washington Capitals Mailbag: Ovechkin

Our first question comes from Harrison from Twitter.

That sir is an excellent question. What is an “Ovechkin”? An Ovechkin is a living thing that plays for the Washington Capitals. He has the appearance of a human, but he has admitted that he is actually a machine. No one knows who created him, but he was created to score goals better than everybody else.

Ovechkin’s natural habitat is the ice. However, when Ovechkin is not on the ice, he is often found partying with celebrities, especially Justin Bieber.

While Ovechkin is often criticized by haters, they’re just jealous and wish that they were half as good at what they do as Ovechkin is at what he does.

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Our next question comes from Peter for Delaware.

"Is 50 goals still realistic for Ovechkin?"

Peter, I firmly believe that 50 goals this season will be a goal for the Washington Capitals captain, and it’ll be a goal that he’ll meet. The prime of goal scorers can be a bit hard to figure out. They usually start declining by the age of 30, but so far, Alex Ovechkin shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. Until he starts slowing down, Ovechkin will remain a threat to score 50 goals in any given season. I’m not going to doubt the omnipotence of Ovechkin until he gives me a reason to do so. Going into his tenth season, I can’t see a single reason to doubt the Washington Capitals captain.

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